she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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