i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Swine flu. Run for my life!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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