So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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