I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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