it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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