Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
operation have a gay friend backfired
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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