I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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