Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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