By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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