I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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