At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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