"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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