i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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