garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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