can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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