Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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