First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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