Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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