Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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