do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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