I'm jealous of your bromance
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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