Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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