goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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