Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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