Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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