You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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