Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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