OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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