dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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