I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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