Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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