He uses pillows to masturbate.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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