What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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