It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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