im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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