he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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