I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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