Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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