can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Let's get the cat blown out
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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