Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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