i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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