I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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