Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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