I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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