You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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