Having a random hookup so left but love u
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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