And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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