that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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