Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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