I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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