bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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