Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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